Chuck Norris serializes objects straight into human skulls.
Chuck Norris doesn’t deploy web applications, he roundhouse kicks them into the server.
Chuck Norris always uses his own design patterns, and his favorite is the Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
If you get a ChuckNorrisException you’ll probably die.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your web app will turn into a swing application, and a very bad swing application containing lots of icons of human skulls.
Chuck Norris demonstrated the meaning of Float.POSITIVE_INFINITY by counting to it, twice.
A synchronize doesn’t protect against Chuck Norris, if he wants the object, he takes it.
Chuck Norris doesn’t use javac, he codes java by using a binary editor on the class files.
Chuck Norris’ java code never needs to be optimized. His code is so fast that it broke the speed of light during a test run in Sun’s labs killing 37 people.
When someone attempts to use one of Chuck Norris’ deprecated methods, they automatically get a roundhouse kick to the face at compile time. The java.lang package originally contained a ChuckNorris class, but it punched its way out the package during a design review and roundhouse kicked Bill Joy in the face. Chuck Norris never has a bug in his code, EVER!
Chuck Norris doesn’t write code. He stares at a computer screen until he gets the progam he wants.