Chuck Norris Java Facts
ChuckNorris extends God.
Chuck Norris can divide by 0!
Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
Chuck Norris serializes objects straight into human skulls.
Chuck Norris doesn’t deploy web applications, he roundhouse kicks them into the server.
Chuck Norris always uses his own design patterns, and his favorite is the Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
If you get a ChuckNorrisException you’ll probably die.
